As I Drift Away to Sleep
As I drift away to sleep,
down the hall you softly creep
slipping softly, in beside me,
"Hush," you say,
"I come to ride thee."
Like Jackie Chan
I kick your throat
"Away!" I cry,
"You horny goat!
Never these Island buns shall you
saute,
to sate your balls-so-blue.
Verily, I say 'no way'
for unlike you, I ain't no..."
hmmm.
Going to need to think a bit before figuring out what to place here to finish it...
yeah. Im new at this poem-y stuff!